I can’t figure out why she is more popular than I am, especially since everyone knows she’s a liar.

I can’t figure out why she is more popular than I am, especially since everyone knows she’s a liar.

The biggest lie I tell myself is that I only need to try something once to get it out of my system

The biggest lie I tell myself is that I only need to try something once to get it out of my system

people today! you can’t even enjoy a banana without being objectified.
:-)

people today! you can’t even enjoy a banana without being objectified.

:-)

I have never regretted practicing yoga. :-)

I have never regretted practicing yoga. :-)

don’t ever apologize for being a strong man

don’t ever apologize for being a strong man

In MA, the weatherman has promised me 9-12” wet inches. I’m willing to do my part …

In MA, the weatherman has promised me 9-12” wet inches. I’m willing to do my part …

Thinking about changing careers … I want one where I meet the public, know if they have STDs, and get to sponge bath them

Thinking about changing careers … I want one where I meet the public, know if they have STDs, and get to sponge bath them

Best delivery man ever! ‘What can brown do for you?’, indeed!

Best delivery man ever! ‘What can brown do for you?’, indeed!

Not sure what is more painful - the weight or the wait

Not sure what is more painful - the weight or the wait

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